Roastbeef’s Promise

*Top 10 Hidden Items In The Stimulus Package
February 12, 2009, 9:58 pm
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10. $250 million in H&R Block gift cards for Obama’s tax-cheating cabinet members.
9. $1.4 billion for “green” rechargeable batteries for the “Hope & Change” robots.
8. $700 million for an environmental impact report on “trash talk” in pro sports.
7. $200 million for construction of a Ticket Scalper’s Hall of Fame.
6. $500 million to study the correlation between collagen lips and the obsession of collecting babies (study subjects: Angelina Jolie and Nadya Suleman).
5. $1.2 billion in partial unemployment benefits for people who “don’t really like their job that much ‘n stuff.”
4. $5 million in oral hygiene products to clean Michele Obama’s enormous horse-like teeth for four years.
3. $200 million for… oh, somethin’
2. $40 for a carton of smokes for the nicotine-addicted Chief.
1. $500 million to study why Asian guys turn red when they drink booze.


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I believe Letterman bought this from Roastbeef for the Latenight crowd!

Comment by Beth

i hope letterman bought this. america needs to know the truth!
it’s priceless…

Comment by bp

You forgot about the $800 billion to start undoing the last 8 years…or as I like to call it, “Our National Abortion”.


Comment by SonOfSpam

Critical to any society is maintaining good health care for all. Imagine a society where illness is rampant. The cost to government for negligently ignoring the sick, dying and those who will become ill due to lack of proper health care will necessarily be borne by taxpayers in one form or another. Originally, health care was provided in the US by employers because many workplace environments were dangerous. Employers worried about lawsuits from improper adherence to worker safety. ”

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